URGENT: Netanyahu needs basic MS Office training

Empowering Weak & Oppressed

Crescent International

Dhu al-Qa'dah 11, 1433 2012-09-28

Daily News Analysis

by Crescent International

Zionists love to boast how those affiliated with their regime are supposedly the brains behind every technological invention, but now Netanyahu has proved that in reality they are a bunch of PowerPoint morons.

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September 28, 2012, 08:00 EST

The pro-zionist corporate media might have concealed Benjamin Netnayahu’s clownish performance at the UN if he had not brought along a pathetic poster.

Back in February 2003, when Collin Powell passed around at the UN Security Council photos of trucks that he alleged were mobile chemical weapons labs as proof of Iraq’s non-existent nuclear arsenal, it looked like a cheap PR campaign hard to beat. However, Netanyahu showed that the zionists not only outperform others in crimes, but also in stupidity.

Netanyahu’s sloganeering at the UN with a “stone age” type of chart presenting the so-called “Iranian nuclear bomb threat” clearly showed that zionists have not mastered the use of even basic computer technology. They love to boast how those affiliated with their regime are supposedly the brains behind every technological invention, but now Netanyahu has proved that in reality they are a bunch of PowerPoint morons.

American officials are probably smashing furniture at the Pentagon after discovering what kind of illiterates they have handed advanced weaponry to. The US military brass should not be surprised if the zionists end up bombing their own nuclear weapons facility in the Negev. If these guys cannot draw a presentable graph, how can they use all the satellite technology?

Washington is probably dispatching a team of trainers to give Netanyahu and his subordinates the first lesson in IT-101, and how to insert computer images to create graphs that do not look like a drawing from kindergarten class.

Judging from Netanyahu’s pathetic poster on Iran’s peaceful nuclear program, it is not surprising that he got along so well with a C-grade student like George W. Bush. It is highly probable that when the Iranian delegation saw the posters Netanyahu was using to convince the world of Iran’s imminent threat, they must have said in unison: We thank Allah for making our enemies from among the fools!

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